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i don't always make text posts. but when i do, they are clever and halarious.

lanactrlaltdelrey:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

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crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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