chrizkendall:
chrizkendall:
chrizkendall:
wanna know my favourite drink?
fuck you guys this was hilarious
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kanyewesticle:
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
+ 92,444 notes
maehgan:
i want to earn a degree in stealing peoples mechanical pencils when they’re not looking
+ 4,713 notes
if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
+ 156,112 notes
theyellowbrickroad:
i just want friends to watch movies with and sit and talk for 5 million hours
+ 1,451 notes
whorville:
I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces
+ 65,464 notes
sodamnrelatable:
people whose parents pay them for good grades
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