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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>i don’t always make text posts. but when i do, they are clever and halarious.</description><title>stay thirsty my friends</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @besttextposts)</generator><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da2ee15a6cb49afed0d9b41028036b85/tumblr_ml9rmhpc9T1qfn5fbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/48055090436</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/48055090436</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:44:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>chrizkendall:

chrizkendall:

chrizkendall:

wanna know my favourite drink?



fuck you guys this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrizkendall.tumblr.com/post/44263404249/chrizkendall-chrizkendall-wanna-know-my"&gt;chrizkendall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrizkendall.tumblr.com/post/44262898982/chrizkendall-wanna-know-my-favourite-drink"&gt;chrizkendall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrizkendall.tumblr.com/post/44262850713/wanna-know-my-favourite-drink"&gt;chrizkendall&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wanna know my favourite drink?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/db69d796ea30954ed7b90fc7d2d9a46a/tumblr_inline_miym7bPiDK1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuck you guys this was hilarious&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551845389</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551845389</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:49:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanyewesticle.tumblr.com/post/45534637762/all-restaurants-are-drive-thrus-if-you-drive-hard"&gt;kanyewesticle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551827041</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551827041</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:49:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>maehgan:

i want to earn a degree in stealing peoples mechanical pencils when they’re not looking
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maehgan.tumblr.com/post/43046994085/i-want-to-earn-a-degree-in-stealing-peoples"&gt;maehgan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i want to earn a degree in stealing peoples mechanical pencils when they’re not looking&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551809272</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551809272</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:49:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhch8K30j1qcb5fko1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551793151</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551793151</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:49:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend
</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551751129</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551751129</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:48:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theyellowbrickroad:

i just want friends to watch movies with and sit and talk for 5 million hours</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theyellowbrickroad.tumblr.com/post/45550867248/i-just-want-friends-to-watch-movies-with-and-sit" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theyellowbrickroad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;i just want friends to watch movies with and sit and talk for 5 million hours&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551723238</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551723238</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:48:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0b7cbf0376e1850dac6b58e268c1c32/tumblr_mjqfx0ElQu1qfn5fbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551693211</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/45551693211</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 22:47:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>whorville:

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whorville.tumblr.com/post/44431515457/im-trying-to-get-back-to-my-original-weight-of-6"&gt;whorville&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44512745046</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44512745046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:03:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sodamnrelatable:


people whose parents pay them for good grades

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/44381217657/people-whose-parents-pay-them-for-good-grades"&gt;sodamnrelatable&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;people whose parents pay them for good grades&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc7o85oTdd1rspyy1.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44512721731</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44512721731</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:02:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theyellowbrickroad:

sir, put the memes down and keep your hands where i can see them.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theyellowbrickroad.tumblr.com/post/44511029956/sir-put-the-memes-down-and-keep-your-hands-where" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theyellowbrickroad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;sir, put the memes down and keep your hands where i can see them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44512530496</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44512530496</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:00:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>textpoops:


she wants the D
her teachers are concerned
why doesn’t she want the A
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://textpoops.tumblr.com/post/44052456412/she-wants-the-d-her-teachers-are-concerned-why"&gt;textpoops&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;she wants the D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;her teachers are concerned&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why doesn’t she want the A&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44505093046</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/44505093046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 20:27:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deadgilberts.tumblr.com/post/43912308260/the-best-thing-that-ever-happened-to-me-in-high"&gt;deadgilberts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in &lt;em&gt;lost &lt;/em&gt;and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43997803094</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43997803094</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:24:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>lefayss:

dude 
like
dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lefayss.tumblr.com/post/42210980326/dude-like-dragons-are-mentioned-in-almost-all"&gt;lefayss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dude &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43940858299</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43940858299</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:46:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://volvata.tumblr.com/post/41874751925/when-you-had-an-appointment-and-got-to-leave"&gt;volvata&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43940704297</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43940704297</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:44:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4olb7OLR1qbvzepo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43770932294</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43770932294</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:43:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my wedding ring will be a bagel
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/43343913508/my-wedding-ring-will-be-a-bagel"&gt;partybarackisinthehousetonight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my wedding ring will be a bagel&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43770849487</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43770849487</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:42:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc4a3310c21024255ce10b65429b3da3/tumblr_mily6fULoO1qgnkkbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43770567805</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43770567805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:39:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fded999beec616d6e2363c7276c0d65a/tumblr_mig7zfal0B1qj26eao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43747596870</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43747596870</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:38:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://juilan.tumblr.com/post/41267581261/step-on-a-crack-break-your-mothers-back-lil" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;juilan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43747392995</link><guid>http://besttextposts.tumblr.com/post/43747392995</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:36:08 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
